// //(c)Bartificer Web Design 2000 //Created by Bart Busschots - http://www.voyager.8m.net //This script may be used by any one as long as this comment is left in place //setting up data structures to store the quotes & inserting the quotes var Quotes=new Array(); //Science Quotes Quotes[0] = "<I>"David, your microphone is up your a**. Please extract."</I> <NOBR>-- Uknown</NOBR>"; Quotes[1] = "<I>"I guess it's not the best time to drop a bomb in the bathroom"</I> <NOBR>-- Scott (said as several folks were getting ready in the bathroom</NOBR>"; Quotes[2] = "<I>"I am going to look like the biggest monk"</I> <NOBR>-- Jee preparing to shave his whole head</NOBR>"; Quotes[3] = "<I>"If you look in your pants and you have a d---, it's not your job!"</I> <NOBR>-- Dave on doing dishes</NOBR>"; Quotes[4] = "<I>Jee - "He said he was a barber!!!" Scott - "Dude, I am a waiter!!!!"</I> <NOBR>-- After Scott messes up Jee's hair</NOBR>"; Quotes[5] = "<I>"So.. what does it take to be a Congressman? That would be cool."</I> <NOBR>-- David (to Jack)</NOBR>"; Quotes[6] = "<I>"He was trying to retrieve the basketball and fell over a bishop."</I> <NOBR>-- Uknown, said of Jee</NOBR>"; Quotes[7] = "<I>Robert, "I'm done cheating" Michelle, "I think I am too."</I>"; Quotes[8] = "<I>"There is a bee humping my towel."</I> <NOBR>-- Michelle</NOBR>"; Quotes[9] = "<I>"I have underwear older than Michelle."</I> <NOBR>-- Erika</NOBR>"; Quotes[10] = "<I>"I think all that extra weight is from my brain because I'm like a really smart chick."</I> <NOBR>-- Jun</NOBR>"; Quotes[11] = "<I>"In this game, you want people in the tent pissing out, not out pissing in."</I> <NOBR>-- Jack (Said to Scott)</NOBR>"; Quotes[12] = "<I>"This is not BB this is as the big f'in world turns"</I> <NOBR>-- Erika</NOBR>"; Quotes[13] = "<I>"Internet people, you just got your money's worth."</I> <NOBR>-- Jun after Scott's removal</NOBR>"; Quotes[14] = "<I>"I am going to go to the Chop house one night and work his ass off. I am going to be like, can I have two more ice cubes in my water?"</I> <NOBR>-- Jun (Said of Scott)</NOBR>"; Quotes[15] = "<I>"People who have always been beautiful have sucky personalities."</I> <NOBR>-- Jun</NOBR>"; Quotes[16] = "<I>Erika: "Don't sing. If you start singing, they block the feed and the internet people say all sorts of stuff about you." Amanda: "I'm sure they've already said crap about me without me singing."</I>"; Quotes[17] = "<I>Jack thinking how to put pressure on Dana.... Dave says, "Sit on her."</I>"; Quotes[18] = "<I>"I don't ever want to cheat on my boyfriend. I consider even the smallest peck cheating. I don't even want to have feelings for someone else because that is cheating."</I> <NOBR>-- Alison</NOBR>"; Quotes[19] = "<I>"Do we have silverware that's paper?"</I> <NOBR>-- Michelle</NOBR>"; Quotes[20] = "<I>"I don't think they can show that."</I> <NOBR>-- Amanda (to Dave)</NOBR>"; Quotes[21] = "<I>"I wonder if I should still invite Scott down now?"</I> <NOBR>-- David</NOBR>"; Quotes[22] = "<I>Jack, "Are you going to take a shower now?" Dave, "Nope, just picking my nose. That's all I'm doing."</I>"; Quotes[23] = "<I>"You helped me feel more comfortable in front of the cameras."</I> <NOBR>-- Part of Dave's goodbye message to Amanda</NOBR>"; Quotes[24] = "<I>"Scott is killing somebody right now."</I> <NOBR>-- Erika to David upon learning what happened between him and Amanda</NOBR>"; Quotes[25] = "<I>"Gain everyone's trust and then use it to bite them on the butt."</I> <NOBR>-- From Jee's 'Bio'</NOBR>"; Quotes[26] = "<I>Big Brother, "Jun, please move your microphone higher." Dana, "They mean get it out of your boobs."</I>"; Quotes[27] = "<I>"Freakin' drama queens up in this house."</I> <NOBR>-- Jee</NOBR>"; Quotes[28] = "<I>"I'm a little jiggly myself."</I> <NOBR>-- Jun</NOBR>"; Quotes[29] = "<I>"He is a used car salesman ..he knows he is selling crap but he is sellin it well. "</I> <NOBR>-- Erika on Robert</NOBR>"; Quotes[30] = "<I>"I've definitely taken like a 360 turn, and no more innocence."</I> <NOBR>-- Michelle</NOBR>"; Quotes[31] = "<I>"You can just THINK about Dana and she will know and get pissed off."</I> <NOBR>-- Alison</NOBR>"; Quotes[32] = "<I>"Can I have some white bread and a shrink?"</I> <NOBR>-- Dana</NOBR>"; Quotes[33] = "<I>"She took a fork in the head once...and kept fighting."</I> <NOBR>-- Dana speaking of an old friend</NOBR>"; Quotes[34] = "<I>"I should've known he was bad news when my dog bit him!"</I><NOBR>-- Erica on Robert</NOBR>"; Quotes[35] = "<I>"I just don't feel like being friendly to anybody today. I feel like telling Jee to go put his head in the toilet."</I><NOBR>-- Erika to Jack and David</NOBR>"; Quotes[36] = "<I>"I've made men out of boys too many times"</I> <NOBR>-- Dana</NOBR>"; Quotes[37] = "<I>"This PMS is killing me with all these girls...</I> <NOBR>-- Nathan</NOBR>"; Quotes[38] = "<I>"I bet they added 2 more nights a week to show all the stuff we do!"</I> <NOBR>-- Dana</NOBR>"; Quotes[39] = "<I>"I'm this game's worst nightmare!"</I> <NOBR>-- Dana after winning HoH</NOBR>"; Quotes[40] = "<I>"Do they breed naiveness where you come from?"</I> <NOBR>-- Dana to Nathan</NOBR>"; Quotes[41] = "<I>"I hate to be outsmarted by someone not as smart as me."</I> <NOBR>-- Alison</NOBR>"; Quotes[42] = "<I>"I've been to Michigan and Indiana but I haven't been further east than Arkansas."</I> <NOBR>-- Nathan</NOBR>"; Quotes[43] = "<I>"Dana has all the sex appeal of a buzzard's crotch"</I> <NOBR>-- Jack on Dana</NOBR>"; Quotes[44] = "<I>"Maybe next week we can get back to some conservative throat cutting."</I> <NOBR>-- Jack</NOBR>"; Quotes[45] = "<I>"We are so much smarter than last years cast, its not even funny."</I> <NOBR>-- Alison</NOBR>"; Quotes[46] = "<I>"She was giddy last night like she had something to be happy about. I think she was high on her own venom."</I> <NOBR>-- Jack on Dana</NOBR>"; Quotes[47] = "<I>"Nobody's watching us..Survivor started."</I> <NOBR>-- Jun</NOBR>"; //function to return a random quote function getRandQuote(){ var a = Math.round(Math.random()*10000); var rand1 = a%Quotes.length; return Quotes[rand1]; } //